Noncepot

Its just a ‘nonce’ with extra letters for a more dramatic effect. Used mainly when joking with friends of calling somebody an actual ‘nonce’.

Associated with noncey type behaviour.

Ahahah you actual ‘noncepot’😭🤣
Or
Clive is such a noncepot cba

by Hamble April 22, 2020

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

noncidence

a situation where someone nonces on someone else

Guy 1: "Did you ahre about the noncidence last night"
Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? what an asshole"

by efijefij February 3, 2022

Nochoo

Anything and everything, all at once.

"Nochoo" is a word to describe anything relating to Nochoo. For Nochoo and people who identify with Nochoo, it is a way of life.

"Nochoo is just Nochoo."
"Slay!"

by InkSai May 7, 2022

Nochomprehendayessay

I don't understand essay

What are you talking about I nochomprehendayessay

by Suzanne Malmberg January 24, 2023