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Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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Nobodyflash

The hope and prayers that when you go on Omegle an Indian dude isn’t on the other side jerkin’ his gherkin.
I was on Omegle the other night and I prayed “Nobodyflash” that I wouldn’t see some guys small cock
by Dogman92 August 4, 2023
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nobody's everywhere

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.
As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"
by von groovy August 19, 2024
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nobody

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Mitski's Nobody
by untitledwork8 August 24, 2024
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nobody cares

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024
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nobodylikesniggers

Self explained. Nobody likes niggers, not even niggers.
Niggers are not blacks.
nigger: I dindu nuthin.
police: yeah right.
rest of the world: nobodylikesniggers.
by uncleruckusnorelation2 March 21, 2024
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Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade; for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
Despite playing by the rules, Parker decided to give Naomi the Nobody Treatment for not being popular to prevent her from claiming a pair of new headphones in favor of someone else.

Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.
by Super Saiyazard April 18, 2024
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