nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

Nob Rot

Any form of STD that a male receives to his nob

''I slept with that rough bird from the estate last night... think I got nob rot!''

by Cornish Pirate January 9, 2009

nob head

A nob head simply displays a noob or dave mashal in other words

"Nob head get on Socom 2 so I can Uber Pwn you"

by tu padre October 9, 2006

Nob cheese

crusty semg on the top of the penis- comes from scrot

charlie is a nobb cheese TANCAT

by surban jungle bag May 3, 2003

nob off

say it to domeone you hate. it makes them go away. or hit you.

me: "oi, you, ya scal, nob off!"
scally: *hits me*

by Frances Wood, Lover Of Dave Grohl May 24, 2004

nob cheese

Someone who doesn't clean themself enough and leaks yellow substance from there penis, known as nob cheese.

A coomon know person with this is Sam Wilson

by Follower May 2, 2003

Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

by marksmum March 16, 2009