AIDS needle

something you step on that gives you AIDS

the jersey shore has lots of AIDS needles

by yoJERraps! January 23, 2007

stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009

meat needle

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

by wesley scudworth January 19, 2006

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Thread the needle

If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging

Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play

by yomama13 February 20, 2015

the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

fucking the needle

1.being a drug addict

"Man he's a needle fucker"

"I'm fucked by the needle."

by drownie September 17, 2003