"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.
As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.
by bitchuck June 8, 2025
Get the Nebraska admiralmug. A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011
Get the Nebraska Turntablemug. There's a lot of corn on Nebraska, and corn rhymes with porn... Nebraska can be used as a synonym for porn that can be used to pass the censors.
by anonymous August 20, 2024
Get the Nebraskamug. The 37th state of the United States of America.
It is also the only place you cannot order Microsoft Windows 1.0.
It is also the only place you cannot order Microsoft Windows 1.0.
EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!
by Polybius_223 August 19, 2024
Get the Nebraskamug.