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semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
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mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.
Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!
by That Honkey February 23, 2023
mugGet the mud nachomug.

Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011
mugGet the Nacho Morningmug.

Make Nachos

An expression used when something upsetting is about to happen. Used as a joke to lighten the mood and to prep someone when shit’s about to go down.
Girl 1: Let’s watch The Notebook!
Girl 2: Oh god, let me make nachos first.

Girlfriend: Babe, we need to talk
Boyfriend: About what?

Girlfriend: Let me make some nachos for you first.

Boyfriend: oh shit
by Ravshasrektme November 4, 2017
mugGet the Make Nachosmug.

Nacho Fries

Donald Trump's SePhOrA custom foundation shade, Whereas Joe Biden's is just some liquid dandruff whiter than Ed Sheeran's ass
Omg I chug that new Nacho Fries fLaVorEd foundation from Sephora MmmmMmmmm so smegsie
by bingleton coochiesmith May 14, 2022
mugGet the Nacho Friesmug.

Newsom’s Nacho

See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.
I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!
by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022
mugGet the Newsom’s Nachomug.

Backdoor Nachos

When you’re banging two girls from behind back and forth
Last night I did the backdoor nachos and I got two stinkies on my dinky”
by WhiteTexts May 3, 2019
mugGet the Backdoor Nachosmug.

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