mucker

A low talent hockey player mainly on the ice to wreak havoc with body checks and stick work.

"He's a real mucker and grinder"

by mambo101 December 9, 2008

Elon musked it

You found a way to have huge balls and be a jerk but still be respected by other people.

You Elon musked it so bad.

by Politicsisstupiddd August 22, 2017

Muskeg dick

A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.

Ex. Mom I think I got the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.

by TheeDragoon September 24, 2013

musketing

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.

I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.

by Bean Bug November 16, 2016

Musbergers

Testicles and scrotum.

"Lebron got hit in the Musbergers by Draymond Green and then the series turned." - Rich Eisen, 6/7/2017

by better.worse.OK June 7, 2017

Muckery

A mess or a muck.

“Don’t make a muckery out of me!”

by GetSchwifty December 19, 2017

Musketurd

Musketurds, Three retards who are inseparable.they are the bestest of friends and can never be separated they always have each other’s backs and are a pretty funny and word group who got th name from wearing 3 blow up turd costumes

Man:1 Look those are the musketurds!
Man:2 man those people are inseparable they call them the three musketurds

by Musketurds July 7, 2018