munkey

This is a pseudo-acronym of mutated and monkey.

Mun-key
-noun

A sub-species of the Human Race developed by Modern Governmental practices to insure production. Due to the current toxicity levels present in the World today. These beings are known to demonstrate irrational behavior ie: fighting, racism, politics so on and so forth but make up for their short comings by paying taxes so therefore are tolerated and kept around. Usually very selfish and clueless to their own affliction. These characteristics can and are passed on to their offspring due to ignorance about basic health, exercise and nutrition practices.

Munkeys see evil, hear evil and speak evil.

Munkey see, Munkey do.

by Someone already used my name. January 16, 2008

Musketball

(v)Any vaginal penetration while a tampon is present in the vaginal cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cervix. (n) The remains in the vagina after the previously defined action is performed. **Sometimes leads to toxic shock syndrome.

(v) She was on the rag and left the tampon in so I musketballed her. (n) Afterwords I had to help her dig out the musketball, it was delicious.

by Tank256 February 1, 2009

fudge munker

Another word for Fudge Monkey.

Wow, you really are a fudge munker.

by Danielle May 3, 2004

muneta

A beautiful young girl,with a bold personality and a beautiful glow in her eyes she has nice hair and is great to tell your secrets to as she forgets everything. She’s very calm and down to earth also very understanding when you’re not on her bad side.

i wish I was a muneta

by Sammmyina February 12, 2018

rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.

Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.

by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011

musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006