media

used by the government to distract the country's citizens from real social issues, also seen as mind control

Americans are slaves to the media.

by MissX September 5, 2006

mediamonkey

MediaMonkey is a free MP3 Player/Organizer. Can be customized and expanded via VB scripting, and with support for (among others) the iPod, it's a good alternative to Apple's iTunes.

More info: www.mediamonkey.com

Winamp? Pfft.. real men use MediaMonkey.

by gozzer October 6, 2006

Drive by media

The American media that distorts the news into propaganda, in order to get high ratings. The drive-by media has told us: blacks were denied the right to vote in Florida during the 2000 election, that New Orleans floods after/during hurricane Katrina resulted from white people blowing up levees to destroy black neighborhoods, that 9-1-1 was a government conspiracy and an “inside “job”, that Bush “lied” about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction just so he could invade Iraq and make amends for his father’s war, that global warming is going to exterminate human beings from the earth, that the war in Iraq is only for oil, and that bigger government is the answer to improving your life. Basically, the drive-by media specializes in brainwashing and charcater assassination.

The drive by media specializes in distortions of the facts in the name of "ratings." The funny thing is that many people are nieve and believe what they are told.

by [e-mail] January 21, 2009

Medical Marijuana

High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to what are called "med. clinics, the clinic, cannabis club, etc" Alot of people think Medical marijuana is just government grown marijuana and its fake but, i have news for all you idiots. Its real and, its fantastic. you are missing out.

Ricky: I want some of that medical marijuana. Let's get some hash from THE CLINIC!
Joe: Lets go. im going to get Northern lights hash, God's gift purple and some bubble kush today.

by Ricky M. July 20, 2006

Illini Media

n.
The independent media company that is not affiliated with the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, but is in charge of the student radio station, the Daily Illini, and the yearbook, the Illio.

I'm going to work for the Daily Illini so it will look good on my journalism resume.

by cpsmath October 31, 2004

Medicaid Mom

A dumb bitch, normally fat, lazy, worthless, young, and trashy, that continuously has kids on Medicaid and other public assistance programs despite the fact that she can't afford to take care of them. The nasty chick is typically dirty, unemployed, uneducated, and generally just a skanky whore. Her kids almost never have the same dad. Best of all, she is either proud of being on welfare or believes she is entitled to it simply because it exists. She spends 90% of her time on MySpace or Facebook instead of going out and getting birth control or taking care of her kids.

1: "My sister in law is pregnant.... again"
2: "God, doesn't she have like 5 kids? How does she pay for it?"
1: "Oh you know, she's a Medicaid Mom"
whore white trash welfare skank baby momma unemployed

by SoHateful August 5, 2010

medical school

Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.

I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.

by mjrn January 18, 2006