monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.

"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"

by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006

The Mockingbird

When you stand over your girlfriend, cum on them, and laugh at them.

I splooged on my girlfriends head, she said I was a asshole, I said no im a "Mockingbird". Therefore called "The Mockingbird".

by Legendary_K4 May 19, 2009

masking

playing loud music to cover the sounds of noisy sex

My neighbor keeps turning her music up, she's probably masking.

by Joannes December 24, 2007

moskito

the devil in desguise!

aww a moskito bite!
dude the devil just bite you!

by Jessica + Russell<3 January 31, 2009

Muskin

- one who always think their the best and are really small; the one whos not hillarious; pathetic

Hey Bob you know your a muskin because your the outcast and you think that your the one who runs shit you lil smurf.

by AnonymousDecriba January 5, 2011

Masking

Placing a males testicles into a lady woman's vagina during intercourse.

Yo dude I was masking last night and cum so hard my girl cried

by Masker's Unite May 21, 2013

mosting

to telecommute using VOIP or voice over IP (such as Avaya or Vonage) so that the telecommuter appears to either be in the office or other nearby location because the VOIP service provides a local caller id when the telecommuter calls even though, in fact, the telecommuter is not in the office or other nearby location

Even though Peter spent the day at home, none of his colleagues realized that he was telecommuting because his VOIP service allowed him to make phone calls where his office phone number would show up as the caller ID. Peter was mosting.

Alt: Even though Luis lives in Paris, Luis uses Vonage with a local Los Angeles phone number and caller ID so all his clients believe that he's in Los Angeles. Luis is mosting.

by Thomas Watson July 20, 2008