morning

Irish for hangover

"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"

by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

Morning Dude

1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).

2. See Morning wood

1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?

2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.

by C&D October 24, 2004

Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.

"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."

by bear krills January 20, 2010

morning brew

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...

It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...

by Vincent Young May 13, 2005

Morning Prayers

Going for a shit

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers

by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011

Morning Zombification

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention

mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011

Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020