Molesting a turd

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again

by Jwhitt March 21, 2010

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

Modest Mouse

Modest Mouse, no matter wat any1 says, did not sell out...dammit it doesnt mean selling out if 1 of ur songs actually gets played on the radio...and their music hasnt changed from their last album at all.

listen 2 bukowski then listen 2 satin in a coffin...the styles r totally the same

by keeper19 March 5, 2005

molestigate

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique

I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.

by Aly A. June 1, 2007

mokestah

someone who thinks they're hawaiian but really isn't. they try to talk and act like a tita but they are not.

Timothy: Rajjjj my bradah. We go surf?
Ku'upono: Dude. You're white. You're such a mokestah.

by whitechick696969696966969 July 26, 2010

molesting

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022

Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012