Mistletoe

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"

by kdubheiress October 1, 2011

mistletoe

What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.

Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!

by Mike Ockizard December 19, 2006

super-mistletoe

Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.

"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.

And then they fucked.

by the true zovoel December 21, 2006

evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.

See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress

by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017

Your Sister Mister

An insult that has the same effect as your mom gay.

Friend 1: Your Mum Gay
Friend 2: Your Sister Mister
Friend 1: *Dies From the Insult*

by Nickable May 12, 2018

Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.

The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019