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midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
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midget buzzing

mostly used in video games midget buzzing is the act of sneaking up on a person and clapping it from behind while the person dies without realising
guy 1: dude you should get pubg that game is awesome me and my buddy were just midget buzzing everyone
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise
by gajunas July 21, 2018
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Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010
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Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.
Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now
by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019
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midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister
"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"
by StormRydr1 July 31, 2017
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midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!
My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!
by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009
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midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
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