African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.

Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.

by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017

Mermasaur

A mermaid dinosaur. Unknown by the public, the mermasaur (invented by a 16-year-old girl) will soon be taking over the masses with popularity.

"Oh look, that isn't a mermaid, but it isn't a dinosaur...it's a mermasaur!"

by CUUCa May 25, 2009

Merman

1. A creature that is half-fish, half-man
2. A kind of dressing that can only be described as "table"
3. An old white guy who screams in little kids' faces about cereal box colors.

Did you see that guy? He was such a merman because he was half-fish, half-man.

Dude, look at that old white guy. I think he's screaming at some kids about cereal.

by Like Fire February 11, 2009

mermadillo

This is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. The bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. Its top half is the armadillo-half.

Man 1: Look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

Man 2: Beauty wasn't really the word I had in mind...

by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017