nut-meg

It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a the victim's planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a nut-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official nut-meg did not occur.

Did you see Ronaldhino nut-meg Henry?

by x-J-D-x May 14, 2007

The meg way

Handing in your assignment last minute

My assignment is due in an hour and i’m still not finished.

Ohhh so you’re doing it the meg way?

by jacksontheobeseman November 30, 2021

Mystic Meg

When you are performing Oral sex on a lady and you are rubbing her clit with one hand, With the other hand you reach for your vape device and while having your head between her legs you blow a cloud of vape fog over her pussy making it look mystical!! and continue to rub her clit with the other hand very much like a fortune teller rubbing a crystal ball. And then look up at her and say "I can tell your future...you are going to cum" Hense Mystic Meg

Tonight I will tell you your fortune .. ....... Just call me Mystic Meg

by DaBigG858585 February 24, 2022

Pull a Meg

Hailing a cab, even when going a short distance because you find walking uninspiring.

Penn Station is a right down the street, but lets pull a meg and rest our legs.

by carebel February 7, 2009

pulling a meg reid

when you don't go to school on a test day for an outrageous excuse

"I didn't study for my math test last night so I might pull a meg Reid today"
"Josh forgot there was a test so he is pulling a meg Reid today"

by Steeeeeenieeeeeee December 3, 2019

peg leg meg

n.
the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.

KanYe: "Oh my holy heysus!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."

All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"

by McKenzie Culler January 14, 2008

I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

by b_rock44 March 2, 2011