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Mathematical Sensitivity

When a math teacher decides not to hurt the feelings of their weak students, by insincerely using large numbers and symbols to grade their test paper—for example, a student receiving back their exam paper with a score of (√81)/90 or 4²/100, mistaking it for 81/100 or 42/100.
Some parents object to teachers’ “mathematical sensitivity” or fake feedback, preferring that they’d tell their child the painful truth how poorly they had performed in their math test.
by MathPlus November 30, 2020
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a joke played by mischevious teenagers against their seemingly innocent, yet devilishly gullible friend. The joke compounds on the story of Matumbo, a black man from Namibia with a large penis who is out to get the unsuspecting girl, although she puts on the facade of innocence, deep down she really wants Matumbo's warm dark body against her frame. the "fuck" portion is the climax of the gag
Dude, after we had her riled up, we TOTALLY Matumbo fucked her right in the face.
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mathematics

often cold and misunderstood science of numbers applicable to the world; see math
The professor taught math to his students to help them engineer better computers.
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Mathu

Mathu is a boy that is very respectful and friendly. He has a friend named Werty The Mean. Mathu is savage. He is going to be rich in the future.
That boy’s name is Mathu
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Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics
Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.
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Mathametic

A god, the perfect being, rules all of Anilinkz.

The reason Mathametic only strikes once, is that the place isn't there the second time.
I worship Mathametic
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mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.
Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.
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