Machingale

To fuck off, to get away from

Guy 1: hey, remember that time I farted
Guy 2: MACHINGALE!!!
Guy 1: fine.

by PincheTortilla July 14, 2011

Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

machingelan

South African slang for a stubborn security guard. May also be used to refer to a policeman or soldier in a derogatory manner. Derived from "marching in a line"

Pronounced: mun-ching-eh-lan

The stupid machingelan wouldn't let me park here!

David was working the night shift like a machingelan

by Mr.magic.m March 20, 2017

matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.

I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.

by ennaeed December 25, 2017

Mething around

When someone is on the narcotic methamphetamine, they are said to be “mething around”

I was so lit last night, still tweaking!

“Oh boy, you gotta stop mething around”

by Kerri4real July 19, 2018

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018