mix-match

a pair of something that are totally different but you pick them because you can't find the pair

"Dang, I cant find a pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-match pair.

by hi_hello May 17, 2009

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005

Match Mardness

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015

Clan Match

When nerdy virgins get together to fight to see who is the lamest and has the least real friends. Those in Clans with more than 100 members are especially lame because it changes from a Clan match to a nerdismorgy (the rarest and most difficult to catch). Clan Matches may last as long as 200 years.

Guy: Brad has a clan match tonight i guess we wont see him.

Beard Guy: He will need to refuel and get more mountain Dew at some point.

by Lives with Clan member February 27, 2011

tennis match

smoke weed. have a session (code word)

aye bro down to have a tennis match right now?

by smokemeout11 October 12, 2010

light a match

a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.

When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.

Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."

by Phil Persha January 11, 2009

the matchmaker

Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life

Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.

by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014