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Dirty Martin

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night
by Rebel Bell Ringer June 6, 2020
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Billy Martin

Another chance. Billy Martin was a manager hired and fired and than hired and fired by the Yankees.
In Ocean's 13, they tried to offer Bank a Billy Martin or a chance to redeem himself
by Jared Obie January 16, 2008
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Martin Freeman

Person 1: martin freeman
Person 2: martin freeman ? who's that ?
Person 1: KILL
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Martin Freeman

Person:/ A middle-aged British actor, best known for his roles as Bilbo Baggins and John Watson. Freeman is a highly adorable man for his age, and he manages to make everyone who sees him fall in love, regardless of their age, gender, or sexuality. He has a knack for making sassy (some would say rude) jokes and comments, but it makes us love him all the more. Adj:/ an extremely cute and smol person or thing. Verb:/ To master something to the extreme level of becoming a god.
Adj: Look at that face, he is SUCH a Martin Freeman.

Verb: Damn, he Martin Freemaned it.
by Carbohydrate_caretaker February 24, 2019
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Pulling a Martin

A gambling term when someone thinks they have the best hand, but doesn’t know the game rules, thereby losing a substantial number of chips
He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin
by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020
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Martin Johnson

Martin (who may also be known as Party Marty) is the lead singer of the best band ever called Boys Like Girls. He's an incredible songwriter, musician and performer. He's an inspiration to lots of people. He's loud in your face and doesn't care what anyone thinks. He can be quiet sometimes and outgoing sometimes. His smile is the most beautiful smile in the whole world, and not to mention his eyes, which are the brightest of all the colors.

He is said to be nocturnal. He is a very upfront and confident person. He's also very straightforward, with everything he thinks. He's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. He's not afraid to say anything about his personal life in his songs; he’ll tell you exactly what it’s about. He hates everything related to the internet and hates twitter, though he still has one. He runs martinsays.com which will improve your life 18.7%. If he were to sacrifice a part of his body, he would sacrifice his balls. He used to eat ants in kindergarden and his favorite dance move is the macarena.

Martin's voice can make you feel better whenever you're sad. But the most important thing after all is that he's a down-to-earth guy from Boston, Massachusetts whose dream came true and loves his fans with all his heart.
BLG Fan #1: Martin Johnson... How do I begin to explain Martin Johnson?
BLG Fan #2: Martin Johnson is flawless!
BLG Fan #3: I hear he used to eat ants in kindergarden
BLG Fan #4: I hear he does commercials for Baskin-Robbins
BLG Fan #5: Every night at 11:11 he makes a wish
BLG Fan #6: One time he co-wrote a song with Taylor Swift
BLG Fan #7: And it was included on the short list for Best Original Song at the 82nd Academy Awards.
BLG Fan #8: One time he carried John Keefe and ran down a hilly street in Seattle... and both faceplant in the asphalt... It was awesome.
by freakbeatphntom July 28, 2010
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Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
by Casey .S April 13, 2007
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