Martha einshold

When you say holy Martha or Martha einshold, means what the crap or holy crap.

Yo bro how are you? I’m good holy Martha what is that?

Martha einshold that’s a big cow!

by Youdontknowwhattosaid February 9, 2022

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Martha Wayne

When you try to pull off a pearl necklace but you shoot her in the face instead

I told him I wanted it on my chest but instead he gave me a Martha Wayne

by Bruce bane October 24, 2023

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The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."

"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"

by Kevalo May 25, 2025

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martha

Martha is a Trump supporter and it is really her only personality trait. Her favourite song is “real women vote for Trump”. Martha is a middle aged woman and she’s a dedicated christian.

“Oh look, there’s Martha telling everyone to vote for Trump!”

by jessgurrrrrrrrrrrrr December 1, 2020

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Martha-chan

Invader Zim's girlfriend, partner in crime, and the secondary antagonist of Go! Callie. She is selfish and bratty. She wants money, food, and a rich, spoiled, and happy life, as stated in her song.

Martha-chan: Zim-samaaa~!
Zim: Yes?
Martha-chan: I want melonpan, melona, boba tea, and mint chocolate cookies. Get them for me please!
Zim: Yes, my lady! I'd do anything for you!!
Martha-chan: That's my Zim-sama~❤️!

by ClaireRabbit1 May 27, 2023

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