miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015

miracle of 1984

When the USA beat the Soviet Union in Olympics, winning a gold medal bestowed by God

It was the Miracle of 1984

by DCobler September 8, 2016

Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

maralein

Someone who is a very promising writer, and makes you feel inferior on all possible levels except, the like, two things you're good at. Intellectually challenging. They have the lips of Takeo Gouda from Ore Monogatari. Dresses like a school shooter that shops at TJ Maxx, and has the voice of an underdeveloped sex slave, around 6-8 years old. Will probably die of untreated pneumonia, if that's possible. We can only hope.

Norwuigi: CUCKFJHDRKSG

Everyone: Norwuigi types like a Maralein.

by SuzaSan November 30, 2016

Miracle Sync

When you accidentally synchronize a video to the audio in a montage, edit or fragtage in a game.
For a good gaming edit you need a good song to time the shots with the songs... but sometimes a miracle happens and when you add the song the video is like made for the edit... it's PERFECTLY timed to the shots and only happens to experienced editors maybe once or twice in a lifetime... It's truly magical to see!

I JUST ADDED A SONG TO MY COD EDIT AND A MIRACLE SYNC HAPPENED!

by Dronect April 10, 2017

Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal

Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal

by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017