five minute friend

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

fifteen minute punch

a one hitter quitter.

this phrase came from an in famous internet video in witch a man gets knocked out in a fight shortly after stating how much time was left to fight

dark epiphany:dude last night some old guy gave me shit on the bus so i gave him the "fifteen minute punch"

eclipse:FUCK YEAH!!!!

by pianoskills07 April 21, 2007

Three minute wonder

A guy who doesn't last nore than three minutes during sex.
Three minute wonder.

Three jerks, and a sqirt. |:
I'll finish myself off. LOL.
Three minute wonder.

by Alelle May 2, 2009

Carolina minute

Opposite of 'a New York minute,' a Carolina minute means 3 days. Check out the NC DMV Department when you're in town state!

I'll e-mail you that picture in a Carolina minute...

by LoV May 27, 2009

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

by chadatha January 3, 2011

last minute scramble

At the end of a frat party, etc. when everyone who isn't already hooking up frantically scrambles to find ANYBODY to go home with.

Wtf, that is the 4th hideous guy to come up to me in the past 5 minutes. What is this, the last minute scramble?

by Lalalauren174 June 2, 2011

ten-minute walk

A euphemism, used with one's parents, for 'going for a smoke'.

Ma: why does Jo keep going for these ten-minute walks?
Pa: why did I marry you?

-enter Jo, smelling strongly of tobacco-

Ma: *angst*

by wiffwaff January 20, 2012