MILF

A very smart woman

Wow that teacher is a milf

by Verybigdong December 20, 2018

Milf

Joe Dub mom

Joes mom is a milf

by Josh’s FSU’s December 29, 2018

Milf

A mother i’d like to fuck.

Normally said by 13-16 year old lads

Harry: : Oi mate shes a right milf

Dan: She’s my mum you dickhead

by youdettypig February 11, 2020

MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This is a radical muslim organization located in the Philippines.The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government.

The MILF are a large organization.

by Bob 2 Tha KShevsk April 10, 2005

milf

An achievement gained by woman. To be a true milf, you must stay hot for long enough after childbirth for the friends of your adolescent children to find you hot.

This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.

teen 1: hey dude ur mom is so hot
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting

by UnderscoreZero May 19, 2017

MILF²

When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.

Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.

by damnnnnnnnson September 23, 2019

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Facebook.

Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.

"Dude, Rob's mom is a total MILF, bet you a twenty she'll accept my friend invite."

by Rikushix October 27, 2008