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mike drunkbeater 

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!
mike drunkbeater by KaBoom January 24, 2014
noun. - Meh-kel
3 - detailed definition

1. One who can perform moves, stunts, etc. with profound skill.

2. A being of untold awesomness.

3. Any one person that carries this name is usually a very hard to find guy.

With his spontaneous personality, and a natural tendency to be unbelievably awesome wherever he goes, Mikel is typically an unchallenged Badass and pwns at everything he does, and when he pwns the pwnage is so intense that the pwned begs to rather walk away in defeat that they tried to challenge Mikel.

Mikels typically hang around people who he only deems worthy of beng in the presence of him, He usually has two main bro's and they go by various names; most commonly they are named Evan and Shayne.

Mikel is a loyal friend and companion, truly one of a kind and hard to find one now a days. Mikel is lastly one of the few in the tribunal of Untold Awesomness for he and another person of equal awesomness created all things sexy and awesome!
1. "woah bro!"

"what?"
"that move!, was totally mikel!"

"oh dude, i know!"

2. "i was walking home and i saw something that could only be described as mikel!"

Mike Patton

just listen to anything he's recorded
Mike Patton by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004

mike jones 

"Rapper" for people with ADD.
Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.
mike jones by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

Psycho Mike 

Mexican/Irish co-host of loveline with Dr. Drew. Often does impressions of Gene Simmons, Spencer Pratt, and his own character, Rudy. Frequently comments on his small penis. Recovering drug addict. Extremely ripped and dead sexy. Has some homosexual tendancies.
I can't believe what Psycho Mike said on loveline last night. He's craaaaaazy.
Psycho Mike by kitkatweird11 November 5, 2010

Mike Wazowski 

Funky little eyeball with a funky optic nerve. Best friends with James P. Sullivan.
Mike Wazowski stole my children.
Mike Wazowski by DramaDeciple February 20, 2019