No Melissa

When you are at lost for words, and/or cannot explain what you are trying to say.

Damn! I forgot what i was gonna say, no Melissa.

by GoinHamOnNiggaz July 8, 2011

Melissa

I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.

Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"

by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019

Melissa

1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture

1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"

by Maggie Keenen November 5, 2009

Melissa amy

Melissa means "honey bee" in Greek. Amy, like the male name David, means "beloved." So Melissa Amy literally means "honey bee beloved" as depicted in the 5 plate woodcut "Honey Beloved and Blessed Thistle by master artist Perry Joseph of Eugene Oregon. Melissa Amy is a friend, nurturer, lover and muse to all lucky enough to know her. Melissa Amy is a libra through and through. She loves socializing and meeting beautiful people in beautiful places.

Melissa Amy is such a sweetheart. You are my Honey bee beloved baby. Melissa amy is simply one of the best people.

by mememememememememe March 24, 2012

melissa grace

The sweetest girl ever. She would never hurt anyone on purpose, unless they were REALLY pissing her off. like seriously. She has a really good choice in music, boys, sports, clothes and food. She is beautiful, funny, goofy, weird at some points and loves to just goof around and sing off tune with her friends. Her friends can always count on her. She can sometimes be a little bossy and bitchy, but never in a mean way. She would never hurt anyone. Melissa Grace is the ideal girl. There is nothing imperfect about her.

my friend is totally a melissa grace.

by Assimel Sigbon February 1, 2014

Melissa

The hottest girl alive.
Everyone loves her.

-Oh man Melissa is so perfect, I wanna be with her!!!!
-Not only you, bro.

by lilbibi June 6, 2019

Melissa

Melissa is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is so loving and caring to everyone. She likes to try and make everyone laugh. And she likes to have a fun time. Melissa is the type of person who doesn’t have a boyfriend but wants one. So many boys have a crush on her. She is extremely talented. And she is incredibly beautiful.

Person 1: Omg, she’s so beautiful, who is she?
Person 2: She’s definitely a Melissa

by Julienne Jones July 27, 2019