Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

meat j.

when an obese male or female allows you to place your beef stick between their meaty folds, or meat flaps, and proceed to thrust your spear in a back and forth motion.

Example 1:

Before Kristie Alley went on Jenny Craig, i was able to sneak a meat j. or two in the upper right quadrant of her torso.

Example 2:

Rosie O'Donnell gives a killer meat j.!

by raverkaz! December 7, 2010

meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

by Deke Asscue March 29, 2009

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

Whale Meat

An extremely huge dick

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."

by DatNigga88 August 24, 2011