jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.

Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

jiffy lube directions by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007

the devils lube 

Its a messy spit liquid that is on his anal fork, which pushes u into a pit of fire and dead corpses. yummy

I just got sent to hell, luckily i was allowed the devils lube

the devils lube by eggsalad10 September 18, 2017

Grab The Lube 

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.

Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.

Grab The Lube by Slabshack November 28, 2018

spit-lube jack-off 

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

spit-lube jack-off by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

Anal Lube 

Anal Lube is the type of lube used for butt sex. It does not affect the Genitaleia Nor The Ahomo Arectus.

John put Anal Lube on his penis, shoved it up Samantha's Butt. It felt good and went in clean!

Anal Lube by JohnWitDaSex October 18, 2018

hubu lube 

ass lube

that fucker has a tight asspussy so I should get some hubu lube to hit it.

hubu lube by A. Shymmy February 15, 2009

Natural Banana Lube 

Banana Lube...

You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?

You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.

You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.

He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.

The end.

Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?

Natural Banana Lube by RyedMstr January 12, 2016