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lowenlop

A very large penis. Phrase originates from a skinny Jewish student at Middlebury College who is reported to have the largest penis on campus. Reports of size vary from 8 inches to 14 inches erect. There is no official measurement as of yet.
"Wow, that kid has a fucking LOWENLOP! I wish my dick was that big. He must get all the chicks."
by foodwanted November 21, 2004
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Lower Town

Lower Town aka LT used to describe the most ghetto in ottawa were they breed somalians, full with crak heads and hobos, dont forget the rats(allah).
Rey: "I live in LT"
Fred: "So your a somalian then"
Rey: "No....they live with me though"
by Rey March 20, 2005
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Lower Slobbovian Prostitute

Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.

Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:
1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"

3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
by lwer.slobov.pros. January 9, 2011
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The Lowell Connector

The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.
Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?

Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.

Guy: Hate when that happens...
by audiA4 September 25, 2011
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Lowest Common De-nom-nom

when a group gathers and tries to compromise on an appropriate dining spot, the differences in desired cuisines leads to everyone settling on a standard diner that nobody wanted to eat at in the first place. They have settled for the lowest common de-nom-nom
Joe- who's up for chinese?
Steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
Danny- no thanks. I'm not in the mood for diarrhea. Italian?
Steve- Had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. Theres a nice steak joint down the block...
Joe- Im vegetarian, so fuck you. What about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
Danny- fuck you rich boy. I can't spend $40 on a piece of salmon. Denny's?
Joe + Steve- fuck you.

Joe- Fuck it. we're going to marge's country diner.

Steve- fine. they got everything and they're dirt cheap
Danny- like your mom. I guess. It seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.
by weird harmonica player August 9, 2010
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Lowell High School

A Nazi high school in San Francisco full of Asians. Mostly Chinese who cry when they get the first F of their life on a math test that they should be taking in college. Hated by every other school in San Francisco because it owns every other school in sports. Has about 4 black people per grade, at least 2 of them half something else. If you go to Lowell High School, you don't go a day without hearing "I can't I gotta study for my Chinese test!" Yet even through all the torture and pain of getting a B to get into Berkley they say you have a better chance to get into a school like that. Also if you can not solve a Rubiks Cube under 5 minutes you should not being going to Lowell HS.

If you go to LHS, you have urges to:
1. Correct misspelled words in the bathroom stalls.
2. Sit in your room on the computer for about half the day to all day.
3. Do what you are doing right now
4. Have Yellow Fever
5. Know Mr. Axt is older then the school itself.
Non-Lowell kid: Dude you going to that awesome party tonight
Lowell High School kid: No I got to study for my Chinese test tomorrow.
Non-Lowell kid: But you had one 3 times this week.
Lowell High School Kid: I know! I got lucky this week!
by SayAnything_ButThat July 4, 2008
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Lower Merion High School

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009
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