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Listening

A thing that a Vanessa often decides to not be bothered with.
"You are not listening are you?...."
"What? Whaa?"
"Exactly"
by ASmartNoodle February 10, 2020
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Losering

Being the first one to beat someone in a competitive setting.
Dude! I losering the tournament winner!
by cowdude02 May 31, 2020
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Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!
by Laycats October 6, 2020
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Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!
by Laycats October 6, 2020
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Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it
Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.
by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
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listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them
I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!
by Listening glasses April 1, 2021
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Listening

Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"
by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021
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