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leatherette

A low grade synthetic material used in the manufacture of substandard office equipment such as diaries. A favourite of home shopping channels, usually accompanied with the aside "why fork out for real leather" or "it's man made, so you know its quality"
The word "leatherette" can replace all parent nouns, to become tbe body of a sentance "stick it in the diary" is replaced by "stick it in the leatherette"
by PaulW March 5, 2006
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leather dick

A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.
Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.
by Soufpaw April 22, 2003
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leather fuck

1 - (v)to be fucked with a strap-on (regardless of it's fiber content.)
2 - (v)the act of fucking after normal female lubrication becomes inadequate.
3 - (n)a female who is not lubricated sufficiently
4 - two words that sound great together.
1 - lesbian: "Bitch-ho gave me kitty the leather fuck last night!
2 - heterosexual male: "Damn bitch, you givin' me the leather fuck."
3 - heterosexual male: "That Brandi bitch is a lousy leather fuck."
4 - just say the words and let them flow naturally from your lips.
by Juicy Jane July 21, 2006
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wet leather boot

I bet that road whore's pussy is loose as a wet leather boot.
by Brandon B. September 29, 2003
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Leathermouth

Hardcore noise that makes the whole world sing. Leathermouth consists of::
Frank-Throat
Steve-Drums
Andrew-Bass
Bobbie-Guitar
Vincent-Guitar
They are part of the Skeleton Crew family.
They are said to have an album coming out in September of 2007.
Their street Team is kicking ass and taking names, are you a Body Snatcher?
Sick Growl!
Leathermouth makes the noise that lets the whole world sing.
Leathermouth will melt your face off.
Leathermouth don't give a f*ck what you think.
by Leathermouth Street Team January 2, 2009
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Leather Daddy

I knew he was a Leather Daddy when he tied me up and choked me.
by bIGWEIRNERDAVE February 12, 2019
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leehad

Salim produces a lot of leehad for Jess to swallow after she gives him his daily blowjob.
by Jut May 1, 2004
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