by aphilliated February 8, 2013
Get the lamping mug.To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).
by WordMasterP October 23, 2013
Get the Laking mug.Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.
After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.
by c_anderson February 1, 2006
Get the Lacing mug.The world's worst singer. She can't sing and can't play guitar. She also looks like trash with bleached blonde hair and wears really ugly clothes.
by someone April 5, 2005
Get the Avril Lavinge mug.She has bad songs and stuff. She would be a much better porn star. She has some cock-teasing pics on the net but that is it.
by porn! April 8, 2005
Get the Avril Lavinge mug.LAMing (LAME ING) ~ verb. LAM standing for"Look At Me". Often perpetrated by attention seekers on social networks in the form of short stories or what they're doing this minute to attract attention from various people. Serves as a pun since all "LAMing" posts are by definition, lame. LAMing often causes douchechills... beware.
All Martin does is make LAMing posts about how great he feels, or who he hung out with, or how his work week went, as if we give a shit. It's all for his ex to look at on Facebook in order to try and make her jealous. It sickens me.
by apennismightier December 23, 2010
Get the LAMing mug.Best singer ever. She's very honest with herself and with her fans. She has a great voice and can play the guitar, tha piano and a little drums. She's simply the best star on the world, and also the most gourgeous one. Britney wishes she could be as pretty and talented as her.
by BeLuS May 2, 2005
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