by Stupidname0128 May 16, 2018
Get the pulling a Lancemug. noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
by Super_Anon October 16, 2014
Get the Watermelon Lancingmug. lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006
Get the lance armstrongmug. When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
by fattehboi November 2, 2008
Get the lance armstrongmug. Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.
by ozMo January 12, 2007
Get the lance armstrongmug. When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.
by Rail rider November 17, 2013
Get the dirty lancemug. Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.
by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003
Get the Ass-lancingmug.