Dorm Lag 

Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.

Brad had such bad dorm lag that he was going to bed when his parents were waking up.

Dorm Lag by Rag Man December 19, 2010

lane lag fag 

Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.

Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.

lane lag fag by Stan West April 18, 2005

trendy lag 

when someone purposely waits many minutes to reply to a text, snap, or call in order to avoid looking desperate.

Person 1: texts their friend

Person 2: waits 5 minutes to respond

Person 1: "are you trendy lagging me?"

Person 2: "...no......." (actually means yes)

trendy lag by SomeGuy2345 July 8, 2020

Brain Lag 

When it takes one's brain a few seconds to catch up with their actions.

Person A: Dude, you just tried to drink a sandwich.
Person B: Huh? Oh great... Brain Lag.

Brain Lag by Kick to da ballz July 15, 2011

The lag is real 

A term used by people on online gameplay, which is used to counter the fact they messed up or are losing.

John: The lag is real man!
Dylan: Why, cause you got killed?
John: What!?!?
Dylan: You were standing in the open.
John: No way man i was behind the rock!
John: Common man! The lag is real!

The lag is real by Jub Borchevscy November 21, 2014

Stupidity Lag 

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

Stupidity Lag by jeremy jackson March 30, 2008

De-Jet Lag 

The process of reversing or undoing the effects of "Jet Lag"

She has already de-jet lagged since returning from her trip

De-Jet Lag by AlKurdy March 30, 2011