Lobster Tail 

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.

Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?

Lobster Tail by Dufflebag November 13, 2011

Lobster Head 

Lobster Head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world.
Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space.
Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Lobster Head has always, and will always be.
Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate.
The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.

Lobster Head for life

Lobster Head by anonymouslifelover January 6, 2008

lobster bibb 

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

lobster bibb by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

lobster liberator by ohso-special June 1, 2007

Lobster Nipple 

When a male or female pinches their partners nipples during sex. And it becomes so red it looks like a lobster claw.

It looks like you gave them the lobster nipple

Lobster Nipple by jackhammer1222 June 27, 2010

Lobster Skirt 

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.

"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"

Lobster Skirt by Tacquito Bangkok Fairwood May 27, 2013

lobster roll 

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

lobster roll by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015