last night on earth speech

a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10

Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?

by lunarwena June 20, 2011

last call Lothario

A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.

Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

last act of hamlet

when everyone ends up dead

joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy whips out an ak-47 and takes out rachael, then seeing all the carnage commits seppuku. george walks in and says "omgwtfbbqusa is this the last act of hamlet or something?!?!

by hella fine July 24, 2008

Last Shot Hot

When an otherwise unattractive or downright ugly woman appears to be attractive because she is the last resort, or "last shot" a man has at engaging in intercourse for that particular evening.

Another interpretation is that the woman appears attractive only after the man has had "one last shot" of alcohol.

It was last call at the bar, and Duane had yet to find a woman at the bar to go home with. In his drunken desperation, the overweight 40-something brunette with a missing front tooth appeared attractive to him. After talking her up and taking her home for coitus, Duane awoke the next morning to her hideous visage, and found that unfortunately, she was only Last Shot Hot.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.

"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"

by gurnard February 13, 2009

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

last supper

The combination of Red Drank, Soggy waffle, Canadian butter-churn style toast, and an Alaskan pipeline Popsicle, all eaten as one fabulous meal.

you want a last supper?

oh god no...

by poopbuttass May 17, 2011