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Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!
I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
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Knackers deep

to have sexual intercourse with a female and penetrate her massively allowing for only balls to petrude
"You off out tonight mate?"

"fo sho man, im gonna get knackers deep in that bitch"

"knnnnackeeeers deeeeep"
by voywho January 25, 2010
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knock while running

A type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons

The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
My stay in Cleveland sucked. I got so bored in the middle of the night that I pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.
by bored_at_work_3 April 23, 2010
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knacked out

1) A person who is exhibiting one or more of the following symptoms or habits: sleep deprivation, indifference to the world, lack of motor skills, no motivation to exist on earth any longer, poor decision making, and the occasional urge to kill yourself. Becoming knacked out is usually a result of intense mental or physical duress over long periods of time.
Those fucking pledges were knacked out.
by amateur philosopher January 25, 2011
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Knackalicious

When you see a female with a great body, only to discover she is a traveller, she can be said to be knackalicious
Guy 1: did you check out the bod on that one that just passed you?

Guy 2: yeah knackalicious for sure
by Johandy July 29, 2013
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knock on cock

An expression used in the place of knock on wood. Used to express something that will or will not happen. Usually followed with a light tap of the ballsack.
"I can't believe it's been sunny all week!"
"Knock on cock man."

"Good point."
by toshmartin8 April 24, 2017
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knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.
Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
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