Kelsie

Somebody who poo's themselves uncontrollably, especially whilst flatulent. Kelsie is often very confident and entertaining for her friends. She falls in love easily; especially on holiday romances

Kelsie- 'oh no'
Girl 2- 'what?'
Kelsie- ' it feels like curry sauce'

by LisaMono_123 October 23, 2013

kensil

a karrot shaped pencil used by the most highly intelligent rabbits from lop-ear land

here, Flopsy, could you nibble on my kensil, it's a little blunt and i can't draw rabbit porn

by Jonny the Rabbit Hunter May 24, 2007

Kelsicentric

Kelsicentric is when a college age girl blows you off at least once a day and never believes she's doing it

that girl is so Kelsicentric.

by DJcreep October 17, 2010

Bust down Kelsiana

a girl named Kelsey busts downs

Bust down Kelsiana!

by Kelsiana May 8, 2019

Kelsie

kelsies are the prettiest girls around. They’re funny, kind, and fun. But when it comes to loyalty, it’s not usually their strong suit. They can mess with your mind, and that can hurt. Everything is a joke to them, but it doesn’t stop people from hanging around with them. A kelsie is the funniest girl you will ever meet, and often not shy. The boys fall at her feet left and right wherever she goes, but she usually always picks the odd one out of all of her options.

Is that kelsie?
Yeah, I’m gonna go slide into her dm
No hold up, I think she’s already dating somebody
No way
Yes way. She is definitely taken.

by That One Guy Andre November 12, 2018

Kensi

A Kensi is the most gorgeous being you will ever meet. Not only does she have them defined features but she's a fucking badass baller. Kensi is definitely a street dancer and is willing to get a little drunk if her friends want her to. Kensi is definitely a girl that will become your best friend and soon enough your lover. A tip for you in the future with a Kensi is to definitely not mess with one because she will tear yo ass up and you runnin' home to their momma cryin'.

Sean: Kensi tore that dude up last night!!
Tom: Duuude I know lmao!!

Kit: Kensi is the definition of perfect.
Ava: I knowwww!!

by rolocornwaffle December 26, 2016

kebsis

In Shadorgian mythology, Kebsis is the lord of all things foul in general, and the master of poop in particular. He is usually depicted as a fairly benign entity, often taking the guise of a masked poop-avatar to fight criminals and wrongdoers at night. In other eras he is seen as a Satan-like figure, killing innocents with crap and flinging them into his poo and vomit filled dimension, leaving them there to their shitty fate for all eternity.

'If you flush the toilet three times after midnight and then crap on the floor, Kebsis will come to get you.'

by Poo-Man July 29, 2008