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In Shadorgian mythology, Kebsis is the lord of all things foul in general, and the master of poop in particular. He is usually depicted as a fairly benign entity, often taking the guise of a masked poop-avatar to fight criminals and wrongdoers at night. In other eras he is seen as a Satan-like figure, killing innocents with crap and flinging them into his poo and vomit filled dimension, leaving them there to their shitty fate for all eternity.
'If you flush the toilet three times after midnight and then crap on the floor, Kebsis will come to get you.'
kebsis by Poo-Man July 29, 2008
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Kegsistance 

The need for assistance in finishing off a keg/kegs . Often the day after a large kegger when there is much extra beer left over to drink.
The day after the huge rager at Dakota's house, there was alot of kegsistance needed, so I simply phoned our large beer bellied friends.
Kegsistance by Jcooney September 8, 2009
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A large, generally overweight, black man that sits on his couch all day while watching soap opera and porno.
I hate my neighbor, he is such a Kersis
Kersis by Jhnny Boy April 16, 2007
(noun) 1.) the highest possible compliment one can receive, meaning extreme beauty/sexiness

2.) a highly offensive slur meaning extreme dumbassery or moronism
1.) "wow, i love dibora, she's such a kebsiam."
2.) "omg, look at bella, she just ate nail polish. what a kebsiam"
kebsiam by kingjulienXIII April 16, 2021
it has a very very strong meaning for being stupid or not understanding something, what is very simple. It also can be used in different languages like «табуретка»😃
Toms:”kad notika francu revolucija?”Georgijs: “francu revolucija notika 18.gs beigaas”
Guna:”taads ķeblis🙂🪑🪑”
ķeblis by keblis193694 October 5, 2020
the act of the infusion of alcohol into one's system or a place
I was going to donate blood but I decided to kelsis instead
kelsis by C Junk October 11, 2011

Kelsisussy 

it means to poop
OMG, Kelsisussy
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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