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In Shadorgian mythology, Kebsis is the lord of all things foul in general, and the master of poop in particular. He is usually depicted as a fairly benign entity, often taking the guise of a masked poop-avatar to fight criminals and wrongdoers at night. In other eras he is seen as a Satan-like figure, killing innocents with crap and flinging them into his poo and vomit filled dimension, leaving them there to their shitty fate for all eternity.

'If you flush the toilet three times after midnight and then crap on the floor, Kebsis will come to get you.'

kebsis by Poo-Man July 29, 2008

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Kegsistance

The need for assistance in finishing off a keg/kegs . Often the day after a large kegger when there is much extra beer left over to drink.

The day after the huge rager at Dakota's house, there was alot of kegsistance needed, so I simply phoned our large beer bellied friends.

Kegsistance by Jcooney September 8, 2009

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Kersis

A large, generally overweight, black man that sits on his couch all day while watching soap opera and porno.

I hate my neighbor, he is such a Kersis

Kersis by Jhnny Boy April 16, 2007

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kebsiam

(noun) 1.) the highest possible compliment one can receive, meaning extreme beauty/sexiness

2.) a highly offensive slur meaning extreme dumbassery or moronism

1.) "wow, i love dibora, she's such a kebsiam."
2.) "omg, look at bella, she just ate nail polish. what a kebsiam"

kebsiam by kingjulienXIII April 16, 2021

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ķeblis

it has a very very strong meaning for being stupid or not understanding something, what is very simple. It also can be used in different languages like «табуретка»😃

Toms:”kad notika francu revolucija?”Georgijs: “francu revolucija notika 18.gs beigaas”
Guna:”taads ķeblis🙂🪑🪑”

ķeblis by keblis193694 October 5, 2020

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kelsis

the act of the infusion of alcohol into one's system or a place

I was going to donate blood but I decided to kelsis instead

kelsis by C Junk October 11, 2011

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Kelsisussy

it means to poop

OMG, Kelsisussy

Kelsisussy by heyyyyyyyyyyygirlllll April 22, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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