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knuckle shuffle 

1. To become a masterbating pro.
2. Person is a Jerk off.
3. To get a girl to jack you
Barney is becoming a knuckle shuffle pro.

knuckle dragger 

Adj. This term is used to describe a snowboarder who is insane at what he or she does. Calling someone a knuckle dragger is a compliment, do not take offense to it. It is a great term because skiers can never be knuckle draggers, more or less because they suck huge dick. Knuckle draggers are often seen in the terrain parks of your Local Mountain or ski resort. Don’t fear them, they are just 10 times better at snowboarding then you will ever be. CAUTION: If you ski and you cut off a knuckle dragger it will certainly lead to your death. However this should never happen because you do not belong in the terrain park!...keep kids on shred!
Skier 1: That kid just did a 720 tail grab clearing a 50ft gap!
Skier 2: He is a knuckle dragger man don't mess with him.
Skier 1: Damn i bet he gets laid a lot!
knuckle dragger by traymund October 13, 2006

Knuckle butt 

A guy who is not gay but loves it when a girl penetrates his anus with her finger during sex.
Jeremy's motto is "your not gay if a girl is doing it to you. Guess you can say he's a knuckle butt.
Knuckle butt by Ballard757 February 19, 2011

knuckle knockers 

my dad arrested a kid last night because he had knuckle knockers on him
knuckle knockers by christophorus September 3, 2010

Knuckle Trumpet 

A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
Knuckle Trumpet by e-rips October 8, 2003

knuckle knees 

n. a person with horrible knee tragedy, like from a car accident, and when a douche hits them with his knuckles just to cause pain
"Dude, Matt just got hit by a car...we gotta knuckle knees his ass!"
knuckle knees by the steve-o April 30, 2006