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Jule

A Jule is what everyone needs in his or her life. Not having a Jule is like having one layered toilet paper: Still possible, but generally shit. On a rainy day, one looks out of the window, asking: Where is my Jule? And on a sunny day, one looks out of the window, up to the bright sun, asking: Jule? Is that you? Because a Jule is not like the stars. A Jule is like the sun, that when the Jule is around you, it gets in your face with a bright power that could blind you and you close your eyes and smile to enjoy the warmth (and the Jule). A Jule is also very smart. She drops highly precise and amusing statements, that leave you saying: "Witty this Jule, witty". Overall, a Jule saves any scented candle in a room as big as the EU Council meeting room, because in an area of 10 meters around her, everything will wonderfully smell like a vanilla Oreo. You cannot miss her presence at any moment (breath). Generally, a Jule can replace your oxygen. It is advised to have a daily dosis of Jule, which is said to cure any hick-up forever and even increases your eyesight. Because you need good eyesight to fully enjoy the presence of the Jule. Some people wear glasses on purpose, just to have an even clearer picture of the Jule and to put it as their mental Mona Lisa. Because if you would paint a Jule and put it in the Louvre, the museum wouldn't fit as many people as would come to see her, which is why the Jule is now only to see for some happy and privileged people in this world.
Why are you so happy? - I saw the Jule today and I am full of sunshine now
You look stunningly beautiful in these clothes! You look just like a Jule
Keep calm and hug a Jule
by Pageluun March 7, 2022
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Jules

Jules is someone you’d want to keep forever. She has really bad jealousy and attachment issues but you’ll get use to it. Jules has pretty bad she has pretty bad childhood trauma but she doesn’t let that bring her down just being around her makes you feel comfortable and she always know how to make people feel welcomed. She is so loving and sexy oh my fucking god. Have you seen her boobs??? And her body man. Jules is a very outgoing, funny, hot, gorgeous, creative girl Everyone needs to know a Jules.
by Holasoydora May 2, 2022
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Jule

She is a really hot girl with a big booty but small boobs.She is a good friend and if someone need help she'll help. In a relationship, she likes to become but also love it to give. When she don't know you she is really shy but if she knows you better, you'll recognize that she is funny and careful. You can laugh with her and two seconds later you can have a deep conversation and it's not weird.
by Uloveherbutshedontlovesyou January 8, 2017
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Jules

Usually has lots of acne and peanut allergy.Brown ponytail hair and bad posture.talks funny but a great friend.
Always has the gossip.mom makes them wear embarrassing clothes
Guy 1:Hey who's wearing the Paris shirt?
Guy 2:oh that's Jules
by Sara dy February 26, 2022
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Jule

A pure Christmas spirit and such a beautiful soul! Jule is a good-looking and honest person. If you meet her, keep her.

Sometimes Jule can be a little much, but it is easy to calm her down with good Food.
Jule is Great. Jule is Sweet. Jule is Smart.
by Julelover November 20, 2021
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Jules

A whore who will fuck anyone in the school but still no one fucks her, the school slut, flattest girl at the school, self centered, a complete bitch, and not to mention she’s not even hot she’s lowkey mid.
Damn Jules is flat af
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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Jules

A hot ass boyfriend that is caring and helpful he is very funny. He lets you do and ware whatever your comfortable with.
Jules is so nice
by JulesLover3000 June 21, 2022
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