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star jones

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.
I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.
by K40 January 13, 2004
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Jerry Jones

The owner of the Dallas Cowboys who has had success in the past but his team lately has been... less that average...
Thinks he can merely "Buy" a Superbowl team
and who makes poor decisions in trades Jumps on to big named players nuts and holds tight -
Jerry Jones: Omg a talented wide reciever whos overzealous tears his teams apart betrays everyone and has a big ego lets grabe em! - Terrel Owens -
Jerry Jones: Omg a corner who runs a 4.3 and has a "spectacular" 4 interceptions in his 4 year career is known for violence and averages 3 yards a punt return! lets grab em! - Pacman Jones -
Jerry Jones: Omg the fastest Defensive Tackle in the NFL with below average strength and thretens police officers on occasion whos also an allegid drug lord! lets grab em! - Tank Johnson -
Jerry Jones: Omg a 6'4 reciever who consistantly gets 1000 yards a season even though he plays on the worst teams in the NFL and runs linebacker 40 (4.8) lets grab em!
by Jdlusional January 16, 2009
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jones'n

To really crave something. Such as a food or drug that gives you pleasure or relief.
"I'm really jones'n for a cigarette right now."
by Orange Crayons December 8, 2012
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quincy jones

Quincy Jones is the fastest man alive and when I say fast i mean nigga lightning fast. Mr. Jones is someone definitely not to be fucked with.
Man you see Quincy Jones that nigga is lightning fast
by hoochie man10 April 19, 2010
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clifford jones

a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet. this person (or shadow) can walk around freely at night with out being shot by other "clifford jones". this person is a master of the night being able to break in some where and leave without being seen.
dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv

he must of been a clifford jones

yea most likely
by thehippopunch November 13, 2009
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amber jones

Amber jones a beautiful young lady who rocks and love people to beg to her. Also very intelligent and over all perfect
She is do cool she's just like amber jones
by Hersandhis February 16, 2014
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Douche Bag Jones

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!
by moogookrew December 18, 2007
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