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Jessica Simpson

1. Female "Singer" who has obtain millions by splurting out dumb questions and statements. She's married to another equal semi-famous "Singer", Nick, Who probably married her because he wasn't listen to what she was saying when they were dating. Crazy/Beautiful is the best term for this girl.

2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain.

3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.
1. "Dude, why you watching Newlyweds?... Oh my, Jessica got her head stuck in the toilet again! She needs to stop kicking, she scuffing up her gold-plated floors."

2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson."

3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson!"
by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005
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Jessica the coolest

Jessica the coolest is the third one in the group that had the big ass forehead and big ass sky scraper teeth.
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jessica

a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
by i<3me December 15, 2006
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Jessica

She just broke up with Scott, she such a Jessica.
by Rgirlheart August 15, 2016
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jessica alba

The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.
"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."
by U-shin September 15, 2005
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jessica simpsonitis

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!
by Hurrel January 14, 2005
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Jessica

A girl who said that ice cubes taste bad
Wow Jessica is so wrong
by Natethedude September 27, 2019
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