jager bag

dip and marinate your balls in jagermeister for a few seconds and then proceed to cram them into a girls mouth while she licks/sucks off all of the jager from your balls.

Much like tea bagging, but with the added enjoyment of jagermeister

by Teremy!! December 20, 2004

Jagermeister pact

A ritual suicide between friends carried out by walking trough the snow and drinking jagermeister until blacking out

Two men with terminal cancer agree on a jagermeister pact and head towards the tundra with a few bottles

by peter coffees November 18, 2011

jager

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

jagermeister

Truth serum.

Used for social, corporate or government intelligence gathering.

We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin.

After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.

by brokenegg December 9, 2008

Jager bomb

jager bombs are when you have red bullor some other energy drink, drop it into one cup and chug it back. usually height of shotglass worth of red bull, a shot of jagermeister, down 'er. Gets you smashed quick.

Marty: " aw man, last night we did jager bombs and i got wasted"

Steve:"lucky! jager bombs are the greastest drink known to man"

by LADYKR0N1K420 March 26, 2009

jagerdactyls

The act of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass filled with the energy drink Red Bull and imbibing sai concoction. Not to be confused with beerosaurus rexes or vodkaraptors.

Dude, at Frankie J's last night, I must have slayed about 7 or 8 Jagerdactyls. I found boots of +4 drunknisity. It's a rare drop.

by marc rosenbaum September 22, 2005