Jonas Brothers Hater 

The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.

9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).

*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!

Jonas Brothers Hater by Im A Jonas Brothers Hater August 22, 2009

Jonas Secrets 

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

Jonas Secrets by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.

Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.

Jonas Brothers by upyurs April 28, 2008

jonas brothers 

proof that god hates the human race

god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers

jonas brothers by 666hater666 May 29, 2009

Jonas Creeper 

Creeping on the Jonas Brothers. Usually a parody of scary fan girls.

"The brothers better watch out for those Jonas Creepers"

Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.

"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"

Jonas Creeper by KPJ2 January 14, 2009

jonas brothers 

pretty much a boy band which consists of joe, kevin, and nick jonas. they ain't that great. most of their fans are little girls that think they're going to marry one of the jonas brothers, but i bet they probably wouldn't even make eye contact.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.

jonas brother's fan: OH EM JAAAYYY! I LAAHVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, THEY HAVE VOICES LIKE ANGELS!

non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.

jonas brothers by sayshwat? June 24, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

An untalented, overrated band consisting of Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas who all claim to have 'purity rings' and be virgins, yet they still sell sex to little girls. They are under one of the tightest contracts that Disney has to offer, so they will continue to sell sex to little girls as long as they live.

OMGGGZZ I LUV ZE JONAS BROTHERS!!!1111 NICK IZZ MY FAVORITE!

Jonas Brothers by Velvette August 25, 2009