by andmmorgan98 November 2, 2019
Get the infinitemug. Hym "Hey, if you have all the money and you are so smart and you are the builders of things... Why didn't you just build amd infinite energy generator fuck-face? Why didn't you buld that? Oh no! DO YOU NOT HAVE A THEORY OF INFINITE ENERGY YOU CAN IMPLEMENT!? OOOOOOOH NOOOO! Do you NEED that!? Ooooooooooooh boy! I thought you were the builders though? Is there a guy you could steal one from? Do you need to steal it because you're too stupid to do it or is theft and lies just embedded in your jew-blood? Both!? Wooooow! It didn't know your were that stupid and that Jewish."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the Infinite Energymug. Person 1: hey bro person 2 how ya doing?
Person 2: nothing much- OMG WHAT IS THAT?
Person 3: oh uhm this is my nuclear power machine ☢️
Person 4: BLOW UP PERSON 5 WITH THAT!
Person 5: huh? What did you SAYYYYYY-
Person 6: OH MY GOSH PERSON 5 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
Person 7: im lucky i was 0.01% chance of surviving!
Person 8 wait what im just waiting for infinite times!
Person 9: HAHA HAHA IM YE MONSTER
Person 10: ok youngling get in the double digits than we will talk
Person 11: heh these minors are just always bragging about being picked in here PEACHES!
Person 12: dude stop posting about BALLER
Person 13: person 12 arent you meant to be in the mental hospital?
Person 14: GUYS DISASTER STRUCK RUNN!!!
Person 15: HUH IM ON YOUR WAY
Person 16: is this the first time im every being used?
Person 17: no i think second time
Person 18: nope i actually think 3rd time
Person 19: HEY BOIS IM IN
Person 20: guys why are the police arresting me i didnt kill person 21!
Person 21: *DEAD*
Person 22: dude i witnessed you
Person 23: bruv your gonna be next.
Person 24: dude this creator is really getting creatively dumber with each line
Person 25: yeah tru dat *TURNS INTO GOD*
Person 26: alphabeticals done now ima kill u all cuz i created u
HORNY WEEDING LEGENDS!!
Person 69: hey guys im horny
Person 420: im smoking weed everday uh uh m uh
Person 42069: i did 420 69 times today
Person 69420 i do 69 with people at 4:20
“Defintion of infinite persons”
Person 2: nothing much- OMG WHAT IS THAT?
Person 3: oh uhm this is my nuclear power machine ☢️
Person 4: BLOW UP PERSON 5 WITH THAT!
Person 5: huh? What did you SAYYYYYY-
Person 6: OH MY GOSH PERSON 5 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
Person 7: im lucky i was 0.01% chance of surviving!
Person 8 wait what im just waiting for infinite times!
Person 9: HAHA HAHA IM YE MONSTER
Person 10: ok youngling get in the double digits than we will talk
Person 11: heh these minors are just always bragging about being picked in here PEACHES!
Person 12: dude stop posting about BALLER
Person 13: person 12 arent you meant to be in the mental hospital?
Person 14: GUYS DISASTER STRUCK RUNN!!!
Person 15: HUH IM ON YOUR WAY
Person 16: is this the first time im every being used?
Person 17: no i think second time
Person 18: nope i actually think 3rd time
Person 19: HEY BOIS IM IN
Person 20: guys why are the police arresting me i didnt kill person 21!
Person 21: *DEAD*
Person 22: dude i witnessed you
Person 23: bruv your gonna be next.
Person 24: dude this creator is really getting creatively dumber with each line
Person 25: yeah tru dat *TURNS INTO GOD*
Person 26: alphabeticals done now ima kill u all cuz i created u
HORNY WEEDING LEGENDS!!
Person 69: hey guys im horny
Person 420: im smoking weed everday uh uh m uh
Person 42069: i did 420 69 times today
Person 69420 i do 69 with people at 4:20
“Defintion of infinite persons”
by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023
Get the Infinite personsmug. 1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
Get the Infinite Funny Theoremmug. The act of an infinite beer is when you chug a jug of beer then throw it back up into the jug and drink it once again.
by Huddy the 2nd 707 October 16, 2022
Get the Infinite Beermug. The Declaration of Independence declared that the United States would be infinitive from the UK's reign
by Humorescence September 6, 2025
Get the Infinitivemug. The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
by anonymous500r March 14, 2009
Get the infinite recessionmug.