Person with a life: I just
love the cool ocean breeze!
Internet addict: I visit it often as
Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility
cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own
boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from
now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of
23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars
banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an
Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.