Jar Squatter

A shock site where a man proceeds to squat on a glass jar (inserting it into his anus) and the glass jar breaks inside his anus.

'Did you ever see Jar Squatter!?'

by discoxtonks February 18, 2009

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

jar of flies

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.

How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.

by Kevin September 25, 2004

Honey jar

G rated terminology of the vagina.

Winnie likes it when Jacky dips into her honey jar.

by BanananananaSauce November 14, 2011

Jam Jars

Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.

Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

by Raoul D. October 4, 2010

jiz jar

A girl that that takes a lot of penis. (Also known as a slut)

"Dude, I can't believe you did that girl, she is such a jiz jar!"

by Cool-Kid April 24, 2008

t-jar

A t-jar, is any object used to cover your dick when you have a boner.

Paul used a t-jar when Siera and Lauren came over to watch movies.

by Siera&Lauren January 12, 2008