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ironing your cookie

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).
"Chou is ironing her cookie."
by theluggage October 18, 2004
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ironic gay sex

Doesn't exist. Gay sex is gay.
Luke saying he wants ironic gay sex is luke saying he wants gay sex. Uwu
by Ben Allen tsss October 31, 2020
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ironic

1) Unusual, weird, worthy of notice. This is now the most common usage of the word. "We're both wearing the same shirt today, how ironic!"

2) Describes the act of doing something with self-conscious humor or for kitsch value. This is a recent meaning, and usually refers to an article of clothing worn by a hipster. ex: "Does he actually work at a carwash, or is he just wearing that shirt to be ironic?"

3) adj. (antiquated) The opposite of the expected or intended result. This once-popular meaning was originally the only correct usage of the word, but it has now fallen into disfavor. It is still used occasionally, but is considered outdated and pedantic. ex: "I find it ironic that a song about irony should contain so few examples of it."
(advice from a small-town Midwesterner to a New York writer) "Just remember that the difference between your people and my people is that my people bowl without (being ironic)." from Self-Made Man, Norah Vincent
by Adam Weishaupt April 12, 2008
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Ironicy

I would consider that statement an ironicy
by gearsofspore October 13, 2013
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Ironix

Somebody who likes to try new things.
The boy was ironix about green beans.
by Theodelius May 5, 2018
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ironic skeuomorph

A skeumorph that is self-functional.

Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).

A medium for conveying irony.

Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.
An ironic skeuomorph is self-referencing to the point of being a medium-in-itself.
by sandraxine September 11, 2018
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Ifonlyism

The persistent belief that "if only __________" , then situations would be corrected -- as if by magic; an oversimplification of solutions to near any idea.
"If only we didn't have government, people would be trusting of one another.."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."
by Eyesandears July 3, 2019
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