Idaho payday

Leaving a gas station with a full tank of gas and 2 or more tobacco products.

Wow johnny filled his tank up and bought a roll or copenhagen, he just had an Idaho Payday

by Bagger_Vance July 14, 2017

idaho sunrise

When you blackout on Xan and you get woke with your peepee in a girls vagina and it comes out pruny

Robby: why you sad bro?
Kyle: Dude I woke up with an idaho sunrise

Robby:... oof

by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017

idaho haircut

An old school term for a vasectomy

Cant believe its not in here

Im done with babys Im goin to Doc for the Idaho haircut

by Rachpr65 December 12, 2018

Idaho Titty Twister

Pinching and squeezing someone’s nipple so hard that it swells up to the size of an Idaho potato.

“Is that a tumor on Marc’s chest?”
“No, Todd gave him an Idaho Titty Twister last night.”

by PunkinChunker September 24, 2018

Girlse, Idaho

"Sister" city to da predominantly-male capital-city metropolis.

In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

Idaho bells

When you are fucking a girl in the woods and when you cum go balls deep and fire a gun next to her ear creating a ringing in her ear.

My girl can’t hear well today, I gave her the Idaho bells when we were hunting this morning.

by Tree&Earl November 25, 2022

Idaho

Idaho is a magical land where the grounds are made of potatoes and nearly everyone is either stupid or trying to blend in with the stupid the others are Californians trying to get away from california and californians trying to turn idaho into california while running away from california most people hate both for that singular reason

Oh hell naw the idaho people slaughtered the family of four californians

by Ccp spy November 26, 2022